Just Peachy

Everyone is so ticked off in my Religion class. (Yes, I'm young enough to still be in R.E.) We have to write a 10 page paper about our favorite saint. Heck, none of us even freaking have a favorite saint. See, most of us have other lives we have to deal with. Our teacher doesn't.
None of us were going to do the paper. But then some idiot asked what would happen if he didn't do the essay, and our teacher did some research. Turns out that they can give you detention in Religion Class. Isn't that just peachy?
So then I did some research. I got an Excel Spreadsheet out, and calculated. Yes, I know I'm a dork. It balances out that we should slop together some crap on Sunday night, and be done with it. They could give you an unlimited amount of detentions if you never got it done, so, in order to prevent detention altogether, we should just write the paper in the first place.
Oh, I'm going to do the essay. I'm gonna do that freaking essay. But I'm going to make sure that my teacher can't understand it. I'm gonna make sure he gets sucked into the dictionary he's using because he can't understand any of the simple words.
Teacher: Ah-Nee-Mals? What are Ah-Nee-Mals?

The Office

Oh my gosh, I've had so much homework lately. It's weighing me down. I haven't gotten the chance to blog for like ever! If anyone watches The Office, that episode was freaking hilarious yesterday! They held a pizza kid hostage because Michael wouldn't pay full price for eight pizzas. I was just cracking up the whole time.

Wishful Thinking

If you could change anything about the world, what would it be and why?

I would definitely change the government. It makes so much more sense to have a world government, instead of countries with different forms of it. Then the world would be divided up into smaller states. However, there wouldn't be one leader, at least not in the beginning. There would be a council, of a select 18 people (Bush would not be one). The people would vote for who they want to represent them. But after that, the top 18 candidates would be selected for the council.
Trade would be thrown out, because there is no one to trade with. War would never be a problem, unless there was a mutiny. The world's scientists would work together for cures to the common cold, AIDS, and other diseases. There would be no nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons. We could develop new ways to power our cars, and our planes, and our trains. We would stop global warming, and create new means to become more energy efficient.
Food would be distributed evenly among the people. When a disaster strikes, the government would immediately send help. Overpopulation would be less of a problem, because there would be more room for everyone. Crime would be dealt with quickly and effectively, putting the criminal on trial as soon as possible.
It's so hard for people to even imagine this, because we are so used to living with fear from other countries attacking us. But if you think about it, it makes so much sense. I wish the world could be like that. That would be what I would change.
I would make the world a better place.

Ummm Yeah

Well, on a recent fling of mine, I was on Xanga.com, wondering if I should switch servers. Obviously, I decided not to, but I saw a cool little thing on there. It was "The Question of the Day". So, I'm going to give it a shot, but on Blogger.

Should there ever be limits to the "Freedom of Speech"? Why?

I think there should. There has to be some limit to everything- even in the U.S., we have limitations on our Freedom of Speech. We can't shout, "Fire!" in a public place when there's no fire, you can't scream, "Bomb!" on an airplane unless there's a bomb (which I doubt you would find out until it actually went off). There's also some rule with profanity, but I can't remember it. You can't accuse someone of doing something they haven't, or something like that. Yeah, my parents are lawyers, so I just pick this crap up everywhere.
Also, I was surfing, and found this. It's a really cool fortune teller, but not like a magic eight ball, which gives you straight answers. This speaks in riddles.