Just Peachy

Everyone is so ticked off in my Religion class. (Yes, I'm young enough to still be in R.E.) We have to write a 10 page paper about our favorite saint. Heck, none of us even freaking have a favorite saint. See, most of us have other lives we have to deal with. Our teacher doesn't.
None of us were going to do the paper. But then some idiot asked what would happen if he didn't do the essay, and our teacher did some research. Turns out that they can give you detention in Religion Class. Isn't that just peachy?
So then I did some research. I got an Excel Spreadsheet out, and calculated. Yes, I know I'm a dork. It balances out that we should slop together some crap on Sunday night, and be done with it. They could give you an unlimited amount of detentions if you never got it done, so, in order to prevent detention altogether, we should just write the paper in the first place.
Oh, I'm going to do the essay. I'm gonna do that freaking essay. But I'm going to make sure that my teacher can't understand it. I'm gonna make sure he gets sucked into the dictionary he's using because he can't understand any of the simple words.
Teacher: Ah-Nee-Mals? What are Ah-Nee-Mals?