This is the second stupidest thing I've read today. Notice the word second. The stupidest thing I've read today is probably a note from two people in my class. I'm in the middle of them, right? So they're passing it along, and I read the whole thing. In the end, I just kept the note. Here is what they said. (letter for letter)
OMG, I so faild the math tst.
What makes you think I care? I have my own stuff to worry about.
OMFG, why can't u just shut up? Why are u evn talkng 2 me? Srsly!
...Because you talked to me first.
Ur such a lzr! OMG, i cant bleve ur talkng 2 me!
...please shut up.
RT (retard)
I need to finish the test!
me 2 actually.
... oh my god. (The girl rolls her eyes at this part)
Then the bell rings.
They erupt into a shouting match about how the other was going to make them fail the test. Stupid, huh? The second girl to speak is a straight A student, and the other one gets straight Ds.
Humans could learn so much from this story.